It’s not just about books for our librarians…

Rebecca, so fair of countenance,

you might have knitted matching vest and pants

to raffle for charity,

or, with the utmost clarity,

baked a darling cake

adorned with kittens and an Easter bunny

and jam and icing and manuka honey.

But instead you choose to frolic in mud,

‘orrible brown muck which dries into crud

and gets into orifices, oooh I say Mrs!

“Yuk! But good luck,” I say unto thee Miss Rebecca

on your future plans to swim to Mecca.


Clive, poet-in-residence, writing about Rebecca, who is taking part in a muddy obstacle race for charity tomorrow. Wish her luck!


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